Diabetes Apps I would like to have on my phone
Have you ever dreamed of having apps that would make your life with diabetes easier? Well I have! Here are just a few ideas for diabetes apps that I have come up with:
Ah yes. A “Punch Diabetes In The Face App.” With this app you could choose what form you’d like diabetes to have, and be able to poke and smash it as much as you like. Here I’ve chosen a green blob monster. He would also make sounds and be apologetic for being obnoxious. Because lets face it, diabetes never apologises for its behaviour, and just ONCE would I like him to acknowledge that he can be really unreasonable.
This app is useful when you have strangers or people you don’t know that well that you identify as the “Food Police.” For some reason or another, they know you have diabetes, and make it their business to tell you at dinner parties or family gatherings what you should/shouldn’t be eating. This app will detect they are the Food Police, and will let you know when they are in range or approaching you fast, so you can make a quick getaway. This app is also great in conjunction with the “Diabetes Comeback App” , for those times when a quick getaway isn’t possible, and you need to use sassy comebacks instead.
Have you ever been caught off guard when someone has said something offensive in relation to having diabetes? This is the app for you! Sometimes people say things which are inappropriate or triggering. Some examples are:
“You’ll get diabetes if you eat that!”
“do you mind doing that in the bathroom?”
“My diabetic cat just uses Walmart insulin!”.
Just use this Diabetes Comeback Lines Generator App for when your mind goes blank with disbelief or frustration when conversations go down this road. It’s effective, it’s sassy, and empowering!
The Online Pancreas Shop App is perfect for when you’ve decided it’s time to upgrade and trade in your current pancreas for a new one. You can select one based on size, shape, color, as well as the important things such as whether it comes with an abundance of beta cells. The Pancreas shop also boasts reasonable prices for a good quality pancreas, and there are frequent sales.
Not everyone understands what diabetes burnout is, or how to get out of it. The Burnout Diabetes Therapist App knows exactly how to help you with burnout, is gentle and kind and encourages diabetes management (that is the minimum if that’s all you can do) to keep you healthy while you get through it.
Perhaps you’ve wanted to teach your pet how to become a diabetic alert pet, but you have no idea how to start? This is the app for you. We know what a difference having a diabetic alert pet can have on your diabetes, so this app makes it easy to train your best friend to notify you when you are suffering from high or low blood sugar. Record all the results of your training and get a certificate, presented by their coach!
This website is a personal account of Type 1 Diabetes and should in no way be taken as medical advice. Please consult your medical team if you have any questions regarding your own diabetes management.
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